A kid steps out of his house wearing a backpack, stops, launches a missile out of his pack, which blows up the moon. He flashes back to a girl he had a crush on accidentally stabbing herself with a thumbtack. Then flash to a diagram of the moon being created and filled with thumbtacks. Then back to the moon exploding and the ruptured thumb tack core comes raining down on earth. The boy looks at his watch and steps out into the street just in time to get hit by the school bus.

A pirate is on his ship making seals walk the plank. The first one jumps and he says "my mother", the next one jumps and he says "my father", the next "my love". He knows this will continue until everyone he ever laid eyes is accounted for. It takes many years but he does not age or require food. The seals have been recycling themselves from the sea. Many of the original ones have died and their children have taken their place, as the seals are not immune to the aging. When it is finally done he notices a floating exit sign. He walks through and finds himself on a much smaller version of his own ship. He screams.

A rabbit is huddled in a dark corner chewing on its own ear, which is bleeding. He's looking at a photo of a small child. Flash to a refrigerator full of dead rabbits in jars, then to the small child who is on an airplane that’s crashing. The child is holding a rabbit doll and chewing on its ear. He is the only one on the plane that is not singing.

A marble bust sits. A guy is running. He trips and breaks apart.

Ugly troll of a guy keeps going up to pretty girls and saying, "I love you". Each one stabs him with something. Finally he comes to a troll like girl who had knives stuck in her as well. They stop for a moment and just pass each other by.

Guy sees girl, green check, bell sound. Girl sees guy, red x, buzzer.

At a restaurant, an old man is squinting and screaming. He yells, "a bird pecked out my eyes". Waiter brings him another set and leaves. Man takes eyes and eats them, says, "sucker".

A figurehead at the front of a ship is dreaming about leading an army of businessmen across the office to defeat the mailroom.

A girl blows a kiss out a window and it travels through the woods until it hits a moose that grows big and mean. He kills all the animals in his path, on the way to the house from which the kiss came. He arrives, shrinks to a tiny cute mouse. The girl steps on it, either on purpose, or by accident. .

A guy is driving in an invisible car. He honks his horn, but instead of making a beep, every child on earth screams. A woman pleads with him to stop.

A guy in a hardware store is testing drills on his head. Someone stares at him. He says, "I can dream can't I?"

Guy with no shadow stands next to guy who has one. He knocks him out and steals it. Shadow is nostalgic.

Person is riding bike with large sail flying behind it. There are faces in the sail. Sail gets caught in tree, wraps around it and turns into a building. A child realizes that his mother was telling him the truth.

Fly lands on table. Zoom in to see city on its back. Zoom in to see window in building to see another fly screaming "I'm human". Zoom in on fly’s back to see another city and window. Someone exclaims, "I figured it out".

Guy walking down corridor with pillars. Stops to pick up a stone hat that was secrete inspiration for Mickey Mouse ears. Ears grow long and wrap around him in a cocoon. Spider men with saws surround him and cut him to pieces.